I've invented a pill that makes your Flatulence smell like Roses - will you buy them?

Now your house can ALWAYS smell like a Rose Garden!

I've invented a pill that makes your Flatulence smell like Roses - will you buy them?
Oh Quagmire, you'll do anything to get the Ladies to your house, won't you?
Reply:It is sale-able. I'm in.
Reply:Wow, Just Wow!
Reply:How much do they cost?
Reply:Sure. I fart too much anyways.
Reply:Roses stink...
Reply:I sure will!!
Reply:No...if i farted then people would only have to follow the trail of fake flowery roses to find the culprit!! Now,make a pill that makes farts smell like farts and i'll buy em!
Reply:hmmm...

better start cooking beans i guess.
Reply:I'd much rather a fruity scent....the smell of roses kinda gives me a headache.
Reply:I'm holding out for petunias.
Reply:Hell NO.



It wouldn't be nearly as fun to drop a rose bomb before leaving the full elevator just before the doors close and they all have 30 floors to decide just who did it.